Fan Account: One Day Vendor of The Big Issue Magazine

“This fan account was written by a fanboy named HeoDang, translated by Liuyue, and published on WeiBo.” And thanks to AnnMichelle for the English translation!

From Liuyue, the Chinese translator:

HeoDang~~that’s the fanboy, wrote four parts. At first I was a little confused, then I asked around and found out in fact he lined up for the magazine FOUR times. Every one of his previous fan accounts is very funny.

1
HD: Happy New Year~.. Give me some cash gifts [like red envelopes for Chinese] too..!! (reason I said “give me too” was the person in front of me..her fan account? might get written)
SeungGi: (reacting…) I don’t have any cash..(talking while rummaging in his pocket…)
HD: You should have brought some!! (getting mad because of not getting cash gifts..ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ)
HD: (shake hands of course..) Sell a lot~
(Retreated after this)

Now, if my fan account ended here… that would be too bad, right?
That’s what I thought too…
Quickly~!! (lining up)

2
HD: (The one in front of me… saw her hugging.. without even realizing it, I said…) Please give me a hug too…
SeungGi: Uh, hug you too?? ㅋ… all right
(After the hug…my hand…patting patting? on Hyung’s back~although I didn’t realize it either..patting patting ㅋㅋ)
(after that, amnesia…)

3
(Hyung looked at me still lining up…snicker…)
HD: (Was looking only at Hyung suddenly…looked in front of him..discovered reporters behind me were taking photos non-stop using scary cameras…) Hyung..ㅠ too many reportersㅠㅠ (as it happened..Hyung gave me a copy..but I wanted to buy two..so) Give me one more… (so..Hyung gave me one..the other guy gave me one..in distress) Please give me this copy (of course taking the one from Hyung ㅋ)..
SeungGi: Can you carry them all?
HD: Yeah ㅋ (I came with my backpack..SeungGi Lee..)
(was about to leave..)
(the 10,000 won in my hand was robbed? taken away by Hyung..)
(so I hadn’t paid yet..ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ)

4
HD: Sold a lot? ㅎㅎ
(SeungGi’s..eyeing somewhere else..)
(The guy beside him said something..)
(So..I didn’t give money to the guy beside him, but to another guy..I thought Hyung would not hand me the magazine..so I took one in front of him and was on my way to leave..Hyung at last saw me…)
SeungGi: Now it’s self-service? ..ㅋ
HD: Yes~!! (giggling and trying to leave..)
(Hyung held out his hand for a handshake..I finished shaking his…retreated)

source: dclsg
Korean to Chinese translation by liuyue @ weibo
Chinese to English translation by AnnMichelle, special contributor to Everything LSG
Korean to English editing by tryp96.wordpress.com